Gay Day. :3
April 18, 2008 || 1 Comments
Last Tuesday, while I was updating my dA, my grandmother phoned me up. The conversation goes:
Pero umalis ako ng house mga 8:30 P.M. na. Haha.
So I walked down the streets of our village alone, on the alert that someone whose "puga" might peek out on the window of their house. Haha. When I got to the highway, I can't manage to find a good jeepney. Maarte eh. Haha. So when I was losing hope already, I rode on this not-so-penniless-but-malapit-na-bawian-ng-buhay jeepney. I sat on the middle part on the left side, took my cellphone and texted my mother. I stopped texting when a gay sat beside me. He/She was soooo busy-bodied and I started to get annoyed. Luckily, when the passenger next to me on my right rode off the jeep, I moved to the nearest seat sa pinagbababaan. But he/she still sat right next to me. And now, he/she was like retouching up. And his/her perfume smells soooo bad. It smelled like dog poo. Haha. So nung malapit na ako bumaba, bumaba na talaga ako. I didn't wait for me to lose my temper anymore and fight with that whore. Haha. So ayun bumaba ako sa may SM Southmall and umakyat sa overpass since hindi ako sanay tumawid. Hahaha. Wag niyo ko tawanan. Bata palang ako. :P And then, I rode on a bus and sat on the nearest seat from the driver. I texted and texted until my phone got battery-emptied. Haha. So nag-sight seeing nalang ako sa may bintana. When we reached Casimiro, marami ang sumakay and that includes two gays. Again. Haha. The one sat next to me and the other one sat on the other side. They aren't busy-bodied but they are soooo talkative. Taena, talak nang talak talaga as in parang wala ng bukas makipagkwentuhan. Wala naman akong magagawa. Trip nila yun eh. So I just sighed and sighed and sighed. Pero kasi umiinit ung atmosphere ng bus dahil sa carbon dioxide na nilalabas nila. Asar lang! Gaaah! -___- So, bumaba na ako sa may Western Union sa may Verdant. Nag-stop over muna ako sa may Mini Stop para bumili ng favorite kong Go Nuts! Donuts. At binilhan din ang utol ko at pinsan ko ng favorite nilang Tofiluk. So when I fell in line to pay for the chocolates, may bakla na naman! Nakapila siya sa unahan ko. Shucks! Is this a gay day? I thought. Wala naman akong reklamo sa kanya since tame naman siya. Haha. Pero nung pagharap niya oh, grabe ung muka niya sobrang ganda. Syet. As in mapagkakamalan mu lang siyang bading kapag nakatalikod sya. Pero pag sa harap mu siya tinignan, grabehan. Sobrang gandaaaa. O__o Haha. At ang laki ng hinaharap. Mas malaki pa nga yata yung kanya kesa saken eh. Anyway, flat ako. Haha. So ayun, sumakay na ako ng trike at dun wala na akong na-encounter na bakla.
Hahaha.
That was the one time I encountered four gays in one day. Haha.
Well, mamaya aalis na naman ako. Sana hindi na tabinge ang makita ko. Sana straight na. Haha.
Have a nice day! :3
Grandma: Pam, punta ka dito ngayon. Despidida ng tito mo.
Me: Huh?
Grandma: Dalhin mo yung paper bag daw dyan na may lamang polo.
Me: Hala. Eh pano po, wala akong pamasahe?
Grandma: Utang ka muna dyan kay Ate Tata mo.
Me: Eh ikaw na magsabi. :)
Grandma: Oo sige. Ngayon ka na umalis ha. Gabi na.
Me: Opo opo. xD
Pero umalis ako ng house mga 8:30 P.M. na. Haha.
So I walked down the streets of our village alone, on the alert that someone whose "puga" might peek out on the window of their house. Haha. When I got to the highway, I can't manage to find a good jeepney. Maarte eh. Haha. So when I was losing hope already, I rode on this not-so-penniless-but-malapit-na-bawian-ng-buhay jeepney. I sat on the middle part on the left side, took my cellphone and texted my mother. I stopped texting when a gay sat beside me. He/She was soooo busy-bodied and I started to get annoyed. Luckily, when the passenger next to me on my right rode off the jeep, I moved to the nearest seat sa pinagbababaan. But he/she still sat right next to me. And now, he/she was like retouching up. And his/her perfume smells soooo bad. It smelled like dog poo. Haha. So nung malapit na ako bumaba, bumaba na talaga ako. I didn't wait for me to lose my temper anymore and fight with that whore. Haha. So ayun bumaba ako sa may SM Southmall and umakyat sa overpass since hindi ako sanay tumawid. Hahaha. Wag niyo ko tawanan. Bata palang ako. :P And then, I rode on a bus and sat on the nearest seat from the driver. I texted and texted until my phone got battery-emptied. Haha. So nag-sight seeing nalang ako sa may bintana. When we reached Casimiro, marami ang sumakay and that includes two gays. Again. Haha. The one sat next to me and the other one sat on the other side. They aren't busy-bodied but they are soooo talkative. Taena, talak nang talak talaga as in parang wala ng bukas makipagkwentuhan. Wala naman akong magagawa. Trip nila yun eh. So I just sighed and sighed and sighed. Pero kasi umiinit ung atmosphere ng bus dahil sa carbon dioxide na nilalabas nila. Asar lang! Gaaah! -___- So, bumaba na ako sa may Western Union sa may Verdant. Nag-stop over muna ako sa may Mini Stop para bumili ng favorite kong Go Nuts! Donuts. At binilhan din ang utol ko at pinsan ko ng favorite nilang Tofiluk. So when I fell in line to pay for the chocolates, may bakla na naman! Nakapila siya sa unahan ko. Shucks! Is this a gay day? I thought. Wala naman akong reklamo sa kanya since tame naman siya. Haha. Pero nung pagharap niya oh, grabe ung muka niya sobrang ganda. Syet. As in mapagkakamalan mu lang siyang bading kapag nakatalikod sya. Pero pag sa harap mu siya tinignan, grabehan. Sobrang gandaaaa. O__o Haha. At ang laki ng hinaharap. Mas malaki pa nga yata yung kanya kesa saken eh. Anyway, flat ako. Haha. So ayun, sumakay na ako ng trike at dun wala na akong na-encounter na bakla.
Hahaha.
That was the one time I encountered four gays in one day. Haha.
Well, mamaya aalis na naman ako. Sana hindi na tabinge ang makita ko. Sana straight na. Haha.
Have a nice day! :3
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